Fore! Cows hit links out for a spring swing
JANESVILLE Keep your head down, maintain tempo throughout the swing, and watch out for that cow.
On Saturday and Sunday, golfers on the Janesville’s Blackhawk Golf Course shared the fairways with some bovine visitors.
Three Holsteins wandered across the course near the first and second holes. Thankfully, they avoided the greens, keeping to the rough.
Just like amateur golfers.
“There wasn’t really any damage to the course,” said Tom Tautges, general manager of Riverside and Blackhawk Golf courses.
Tautges said a few instances of cows on the course have happened over the years. The eighth hole borders a pasture.
“I think its just a snow fence that keeps them in; it’s probably deteriorated some,” Tautges said.
The cows are owned by the Churchill family, among minor celebrities in the Rock County dairy world. Richard Churchill, 79, has been milking for more than 63 years.
The family is working with the city to fix the fence.
While everyone has a tender spot in their hearts for Holsteins, the golf course isn’t the best place for them.
It’s not just the random grazing and the additional “hazards” that a would be a problem.
“Cows are not typically light on their feet,” said Randy Thompson, UW Extension dairy and livestock agent. “If they ran across a green, they could do a lot of damage. Of course, then you’d have plenty of places to put the cup.”
And although the cows had not reserved their round of golf—or paid for it—they certainly adhered to good golf etiquette.
“I don’t think there were any play-through or speed of play issues,” Tautges said.
Good manners are important, but what about skill?
On the positive side of the scorecard, cows have notoriously placid temperaments for golf, which is among the world’s most aggravating games.
But then they might have equipment problems.
“The biggest issue they would have is not being able to fit into the golf cart,” he said.
Thompson speculated that the cows weren’t actually golfers, only spectators.
“In the big golf tournaments, they have areas where the spectators can cross the course,” Thompson said. “Did they have a lawn chair strapped to their backs? That would be a sign.”
May 7, 2008 at 10:56 p.m.
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The cows are just doing their part to help cut our dependence on foreign oil. Maybe sheep would do a better job of trimming the grass, saving gallons of expensive gasoline and tons of petrochemical-based fertilizer by enacting their own "green" fertilizer program. I wonder if they make barnyard boots with those little spikes on the bottoms?
May 7, 2008 at 6:32 p.m.
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I have always said that golf never made sense. Wondering around a hay field hitting, a little hard ball with a stick, trying to put it in a gopher hole. Well now I have proof that it is a hay field and the cows feel the same way. =)~
May 7, 2008 at 9:20 a.m.
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or the staeming divot!
May 7, 2008 at 9:04 a.m.
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The worst I saw was a green where a half dozen clydesdales ran across. Talk about not being light on your feet.
May 7, 2008 at 8:56 a.m.
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Cute article. Just watch your step around the "bovine bogies".
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