Drive turns into domestic incident
JANESVILLE Domestic incidents can be deadly serious, but sometimes it’s hard to not smile over a husband-wife squabble.
Such was the case of a couple from Illinois who were driving through Rock County on Saturday and got into a fracas worthy of a TV sitcom.
The couple, who had been together for 17 years, were arguing. The wife was refusing to stop at the rest area north of Janesville so that the husband could use the rest room, according to a Rock County sheriff’s deputy’s report.
The woman did stop, but they continued to argue.
The woman told her husband she’d leave when he got out of the car because she wanted to get home. He threatened to call 911 if she did.
He got out, and she began backing out. He picked up a public phone and dialed 911. She pulled back in, got out and poured a “medium-sized bottle of chocolate milk” over his head, according to the report.
Then she drove off.
He called 911 again and gave a description of the car.
She returned a short time later, and the deputy arrested her on a charge of domestic disorderly conduct.
The woman was cooperative, the deputy wrote, because, she told him, she watches "Cops" on TV "and knows how these things go."
The couple filled out paperwork at the sheriff’s office in Janesville and posted bond before driving home.
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Oct 3, 2008 at 3:14 p.m.
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clouds555- Again your comments are ridiculous. AND RUDE!
Sep 28, 2008 at 10:33 p.m.
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cloud.....
Happy cows do not come from California... Confused cows come from California.
Happy cows come from Wisconsin. lol
Sep 28, 2008 at 10:32 p.m.
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I prefer soy milk.... I wonder if it looks the same on people as regular milk?
Sep 28, 2008 at 2:38 a.m.
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LOL
Sep 27, 2008 at 11:01 p.m.
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Comedy.
Sep 27, 2008 at 12:02 p.m.
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She watches "COPS" on TV. Another prime example of the disconnected generations of people taking this country into the future. If adults can't distinguish as to what's real and what's not, how can they teach their children? HINT: THEY CAN'T!
Sep 27, 2008 at 12:15 a.m.
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Directory...You're my Hero.
Gazette... Thanks for the laugh
GO BREWERS
Sep 26, 2008 at 10:03 p.m.
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Great. Now everyone will be pushing politicians for stiffer chocolate milk control laws!
Sep 26, 2008 at 12:13 p.m.
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This is actually kinda funny. I bet they were embarressed as hell! I would have been. I can just see sitting at a rest stop looking at the map and look over and see a woman dumping milk over her husband! LOL
Sep 26, 2008 at 12:10 p.m.
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I only hunt deer that can shoot back...
Sep 26, 2008 at 8:34 a.m.
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Milk-it does a body good..
Disclaimer..Only if you drink t..not meant to be worn..
Sep 26, 2008 at 7:14 a.m.
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SARAHB.....LOL!!! Only the fibs though. Wonder where they get their milk from? It obviously isn't from the "happy" cows of Wisconsin!! Must be that other state!!
Sep 26, 2008 at 12:40 a.m.
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And the chocolate milk? Don't leave home without it.
Sep 25, 2008 at 6:43 p.m.
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yea but if it does go to court and she if found guilty think of all the revenue they just gave our county and we dont have to pay in taxes.......... Got to love the FIBS for that reason alone. :)
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Keep on visiting us FIBS we love the revenue you bring in with your antics.
Sep 25, 2008 at 6:01 p.m.
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But wait...it just dawned on me.....hubby called 911 just cuz she was gonna leave him there? What a baby.
Sep 25, 2008 at 6:01 p.m.
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I can't believe that the guy actually called 911 because of this. Gotta love the wasted money on that call. I can think of better things the cops should be spending there time doing besides this.
Sep 25, 2008 at 6 p.m.
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I wonder if there were any mug shots? I spose not of the chocolate covered husband.....he didn't get arrested did he? Boy, I wonder how long they were driving? Must have been a long day.....one should never drink chocolate milk while driving home.
Sep 25, 2008 at 5:33 p.m.
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Maybe the deer were out hunting "da bears".
Sep 25, 2008 at 4:24 p.m.
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Edgewater--
I have never seen a deer with a high-powered weapon, let alone one that was jacked up on beer. LOL
Sep 25, 2008 at 4:20 p.m.
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Well, did he get to go to the bathroom or not?
Sep 25, 2008 at 2:18 p.m.
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FIB's... can't handle their chocolate milk.
Sep 25, 2008 at 1:32 p.m.
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We WEAR Cheese hats.
We KNOW Brett Favre is not God.
We drink Brandy and our deer are ARMED.
Get your facts straight.
Sep 25, 2008 at 1:30 p.m.
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And we WEAR hats made out of foam to look like cheese. Hence the term "cheesehead" It's really not made out of cheese FYI.
Sep 25, 2008 at 1:28 p.m.
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And boy does that venison taste good after you wash it down with some beer. Yeah and those FIBS can't drive either.
Sep 25, 2008 at 1:12 p.m.
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...this coming from a state whose residents where cheese as a hat, think (thought) Brett Favre is (was) God, and kill defenseless deer with high-powered weapons while jacked up on beer.
...and FIB'rs are weird?
Sep 25, 2008 at 12:24 p.m.
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FIBS, that was great. LOL
Sep 25, 2008 at 11:26 a.m.
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I think we need more reports of the idiotic 911 calls in the area.
Sep 25, 2008 at 10:53 a.m.
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I bet this husband is going to be in the doghouse for a long time....lol
Sep 25, 2008 at 10:42 a.m.
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how embarassing!!
Sep 25, 2008 at 9:35 a.m.
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What, not one Gazette reporter wanted their byline attached to this shoddy piece?
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At least National Enquirer would have had photos of the chocolate milk stains in the mug shot.
Sep 25, 2008 at 9:11 a.m.
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Wonder what charge James Cagney would have gotten for his grapefruit-in-ya-face scene in that old movie?
Sep 25, 2008 at 8:48 a.m.
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Sometimes when you are arguing with your spouse it helps to just stop and hug! Or tell them they look cute when they're mad.
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