What's the story behind the pizza demo queen?
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DELAVAN Her business card says she is a master marketing demonstrator.
But you might know her as the Pizza Queen.
Marilyn Piper is the top seller and demonstrator for Bernatello's, a frozen pizza maker that markets a variety of products. She hands out samples on napkin squares at grocery stores within a 50-mile radius.
She attached the title "Pizza Queen" to a crown of rhinestones and pearls that she nestles in her pile of hair.
"I did that just because I wanted a promotion, and I didn't get one," Piper said. "So I promoted myself."
The Beloit resident has a college degree in accounting and marketing. She became a full-time demonstrator after her husband died in 1987.
Piper figures she bakes 12,000 pizzas a year, and each serves 22 people. That means she could be the most-recognized face in Rock County.
She works because she has no pension from her husband, and she said living on Social Security is a joke.
"I've been a widow for a long time," she said. "I do need the interaction emotionally, as well."
Piper is a character and a straight-talker.
She's got the gift of gab, which serves her well in keeping up a constant chatter about her product. She wears lipstick and oversized glasses and draws on dramatic eyebrows.
She's got to have a hat on, whether it's her crown or bunny ears.
"You never know what you might see perched on my head," Piper said.
She has a photo of herself dancing with Mr. Pig at a Piggly Wiggly store.
Piper doesn't just talk at her customers. She interacts with them.
"That's why my sales are good, better than anyone else's," she said.
For instance, she might advise someone on the best way to bake naturally rising pizza or the best pie to avoid acid reflux. She'll urge her customers to come back and tell her how it all worked out.
"If I go into a store and can't sell over 100 pizzas a day, I get very upset," Piper said.
She's especially proud of some numbers she racked up recently over four days at Stinebrink's Piggly Wiggly store in Delavan. She sold 279 pizzas the first day, 312 the second, 392 the third and 412 the fourth. A good sale price helped those numbers, she said.
After her many years in sales, Piper recognizes all types of customers.
"Most of the people are wonderful people," she said.
There are those whom demo people know as "grazers," for instance. They snatch a piece of pizza with no intention of buying. There are the frequent fliers. Piper might say, 'Oh, back to see me again?" just to let them know she knows they're on their second helpings.
"Once in a great, great while, I have to say, 'You know, you've been back four times. That's enough.'"
Piper insists that parents serve anyone under the age of 18 because she worries about food allergies.
"It isn't that I don't want children to have it," she said. "They're the best salesperson we have. They get their folks to buy it."
Piper, too, eats the pizza all day, and she tells people who catch her snacking that that's the best testimony for the product.
Piper has a cute little story, though. A few years ago, she told a lady friend that a male friend had asked her out for dinner. Her lady friend asked if he was taking her to Pizza Hut.
"Not if he wants to live to see the light of day," she answered.
After all these years, how does she keep the prattle fresh?
Piper pointed to her head.
"I psych myself up all the time," she said.
"And smile, smile, smile."

Jan 4, 2010 at 6:29 p.m.
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JCK- It is people like you that ruin the economy with that kind of attitude. America was built by people who sell like this. At least try the sample unless you hate pizza. I have seen her many times and she is a great person that you can trust. I have allot of respect for people who believe in their product and work hard to promote it.
Jan 4, 2010 at 2:43 p.m.
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Am I the only person on planet earth who simply says no thank you to these people?
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:40 p.m.
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This lady is soooo cute!! the first time I saw her it was halloween time and she had on a black and orange outfit and a headband with springy bats on it! I took her picture w/ my phone and then she showed me more of her halloween headbands. Thanks Mrs. Piper for being so darn cute!
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:26 p.m.
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displacedworker, the Rock County Grazers Support Group meets every 3rd Thursday at Old Country Buffet. ☺
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:49 p.m.
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My husband got a slice of pizza from this beautiful lady just today. So nice to see her there and to see an article about her!
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:21 p.m.
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maybe you need a bowel movement,just a guy,lol
Jan 3, 2010 at 7:27 p.m.
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Next time I see her I am buying a pizza and asking her if she really cooks 50-60 pizzas a day.
Jan 3, 2010 at 6:54 p.m.
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The Pizza Queen is great! While I was shopping at Woodmans one day, I saw her hadning out samples. As I approached her to grab one, she asked me how old I was because I had to be over the age of 18 to take a slice. Talk about putting a smile on your face when you are much older than that! Great article!
Jan 3, 2010 at 11:48 a.m.
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Always one that can ruin a cute story....:( I am excited that this woman enjoys her job so much! Most people only go to work for the check, it appears she goes for many other reasons as well. One thing I didn't know though, was that they got paid and that it mattered to them how many pizzas/product they sold...now I really will feel guilty for being a grazer...lol.
Jan 3, 2010 at 10:23 a.m.
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12,000 pizzas a year? If she works 240 days a year that is 50 a day! She is amazing.
Jan 3, 2010 at 10:04 a.m.
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she cant worry to much about food allergies,my friend is very lactose intollerant,an she told her that,an she say how do you know you are,she states because the doctor said i was,she was very rude to my friend,because she wouldnt try the pizza.
Jan 3, 2010 at 8:23 a.m.
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The story "behind" the pizza queen, is that hungry Woodmans employee waiting in line for some free pizza...
Jan 3, 2010 at 12:34 a.m.
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You better buy a pizza Homer, don't want to be a grazer!
Jan 2, 2010 at 5:51 p.m.
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OK brain.
Keep looking straight ahead.
Don't make eye contact.
Do'h!
I got a pizza!
Mmmmm....Pizzzzzza!!!
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