On Minneapolis mayor, Sen. Erpenbach counter Ryan rally with appearance

Posted on August 27 at 12:02 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

"told reporters and a crowd of about 20 local supporters"
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This must be a definition of crowd that we had not been made aware of. 20 isn't a crowd, 20 isn't even a sports team. I know families bigger than the "crowd" that showed up. Anyway, thanks for the chuckle.

On Sisters' act: Nuns bring message to Janesville

Posted on June 21 at 12:38 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

What? Four well seasoned ladies put on some clothes they rummaged from the dumpster at Goodwill and call themselves nuns? Anyone can call themselves a "nun" but you know as well as I do that nuns look a lot like tall penguins. Gazettefan, in his charcoal mu-mu, looks more like a nun than those gals. Nope, shenanigans!
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We barely got rid of the union liberals and now the liberal nuns show up. Seems that this is just going to be the year of liberal silliness.

On MPD says it's 'evaluating' threats against Walker

Posted on June 6 at 10:07 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

I don't think it's emotional as much as it is racial. WARNING: very vulgar language.

http://twitchy.com/2012/06/06/kill-scott...

On Walker survives recall election in Wisconsin

Posted on June 6 at 5:46 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

"Democracy died!", "End of USA!", "Walker slaves!". Have you cry babies ever considered that perhaps your silly hyperbolic speech doesn't make for a good argument? that you're not persuading anyone? that you just sound silly?
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And Uncle Jesse, condescension doesn't change anyone's mind either, it just makes you sound pompous. Y'all have screamed, cried, whinnied and pouted for a year now, take a break.

On Walker survives recall election in Wisconsin

Posted on June 6 at 5:29 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

Cry HAVOC and release the cry babies!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...

On Barrett wants 4 debates with Walker

Posted on May 9 at 9:37 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

Of course he wants 4 debates. The more debates he's in, the more he looks like a legitimate contender. He only needs to spout buzz words and generalities and hope people forget he was the loser last time. I remember the last debates, let's just vote and put this non-sense behind us.
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A vote for Barret would be a vote for union thuggery and the majority of Wisconsin has had enough of out-of-state bullies picking the pockets of our public employees. Every teacher deserves a raise but we don't need union extortionists to steal a good percentage of it.

On Effect of NC gay marriage amendment unclear

Posted on May 9 at 6:34 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

As an American, I don't like being told what to do so it only follows that I don't like telling others what to do. I think we should be able to marry anyone or anything, man or beast, animate or inanimate, young or old that we want to.
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I think we should be able to do anything we want to. Drive any speed we like, take other peoples things.
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We should be able to believe in any god we want or not believe in a god and truth should be whatever we want truth to be. You can have your truth but leave mine alone unless you believe that my truth is inconvenient for your truth.
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We should be able to kill babies and not have to keep coming up with euphemisms like 'women's health care' and 'reproductive rights' and 'woman's right to chose' we should just be able to snuff the baby out and move on.
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We should have the right to invent rights and assign rights and claim rights and we don't need anyone or anything to tell us what a right is and how we get them.
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We should be able to sprout wings and fly like a bird and breath underwater like a fish. Then we will be really free. We should all have everything paid for and we shouldn't have to work. Everyone should win the lottery. We should be free of the oppression of morality. Finally, we should be able to decide what words mean for ourselves. Then we can all be happy, free and equal.

On Santorum appeals to Ryan fan base during visit

Posted on March 29 at 10:11 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

My favorite part of the article is where it said that the lady who believes there's a right time and place to kill babies, is a FORMER teacher. That is a great relief. I hate the thoughts of people who think there's a time for killing children actually being around, and teaching children. Sigh of relief.

On Milton Area Youth Center seeks community support

Posted on February 17 at 6:49 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

i·con·o·clast
   [ahy-kon-uh-klast]
noun
1.
a person who attacks cherished beliefs, traditional institutions, etc., as being based on error or superstition.
2.
a breaker or destroyer of images, especially those set up for religious veneration.

I suppose we can throw in "troll" as a synonym as well.

On Immigrants search for better life and understanding

Posted on February 13 at 7:12 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

Next week the Gazette will run a series on how to get out of a speeding ticket.
Monday - My wife is having a baby!
Tuesday - I seem to have oversized tires.
Wednesday - I'm late for church, synagogue, happy hour.
Thursday - I wasn't familiar with the road and needed to speed up to find the next speed limit sign.
Friday - I'm not a law breaker, just an aspiring Nascar driver without a banked track and corporate sponsorship.
Saturday - Ladies: Turn on the waterworks!