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Comments posted by rustytrombone

On State moves to lower hunting age

Posted on June 18 at 6:19 p.m.

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On GM reviewing Janesville plant proposal

Posted on June 17 at 12:42 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

The three prospective sites need to get together and make one Michael Corleone statement to GM: "Our offer to you is this: Nothing. Not even the price of job training, which we would appreciate that you pick up personally."


On Local 95 ratifies agreement

Posted on May 28 at 9:49 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

Definition of irony? Incorrect spelling of "intelligence"!


On Woman shot; suspect caught after chase

Posted on April 22 at 6:28 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

I think he looks like Danny Gokey with an extra 30 lbs. Will his upper register be as good when he's crooning "Moon River" a la Fletch?


On 4-H Fair line up announced

Posted on April 3 at 4:42 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

The Gatlin Brothers!! Can I somehow get tickets in advance? I don't want to get shut out!


On Finalists chosen for Janesville police chief opening

Posted on April 2 at 2:32 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

I don't believe that the inmates should ever run the asylum, but what is the overall consensus of the JPD with respect to promoting Deputy Chief Moore?


On Turner teacher suspended for headlock on student

Posted on April 2 at 9:57 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

I was never much of a headlock-man myself. I preferred to shoot for the double leg...


On None

Posted on April 2 at 6:41 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

...in pine boxes.


On Embezzlements can be avoided, say police

Posted on April 1 at 9:51 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

Geez, I wish I knew which places would be too embarassed to report an embezzlement. Give me an application! I will work there for "free" (wink,wink!)


On Man suspected of enticing four Janesville girls with candy

Posted on March 30 at 2:54 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

Too bad someone didn't teach the 10-yr old how to safely handle the 12 gauge...


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