The blotter
Here are some reports from the Janesville Police Department and Rock County Sheriff’s Office.
You might find them entertaining.
- Edgerton Police Chief Tom Klubertanz was patrolling on Winston Drive west of Marlboro Avenue to check for "loose cattle in the city."
"(Klubertanz) spotted the bovine and began backing slowly to aid in containing the animals," the Rock Couny Sheriff’s Office report stated.
While backing, however, Klubertanz bumped into a parked car. The patrol car’s ball hitch bumped the parked car's bumper apron, causing rust from under the parked car to dislodge.
The parked car was not removed due to "minor impact, no visible damage," the report stated.
No citations were issued.
- A Janesville man told sheriff’s deputies he had been at a party in Evansville the previous night. He claimed he was drugged, causing him to pass out.
When he awoke, half of his head, half of his right eyebrow and half of his mustache were shaved.
The man said he drinks every day and doesn’t normally pass out. He was intoxicated and drinking beer at the time he made the police report.
He told the deputy he didn’t want him to arrest anyone. He just wanted the deputy to “jack some people up over this,” according to the sheriff’s report.
- A man in the 3500 block of Tennyson Drive in Janesville made a disorderly conduct and threat complaint. He said a woman made verbal threats toward him. She kicked his weed whacker. She also pulled her pants down, exposing her bare bottom.
May 17, 2009 at 10:17 a.m.
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"It's a thin line between love and hate.."
May 17, 2009 at 10:13 a.m.
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Sounds like the lady is looking for a little attention. Just rewind it and play it back without the sound. Looks like a scene from the nature channel.
May 16, 2009 at 10:35 a.m.
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If you were drinking with me in Janesville I would have done the same to you here. Ha ha ha LMAO....That is some funny stuff. Maybe your just ah drunk and people were sick of listing to you and couldn't wait for you to pass out. I would of liked to hear that they shaved you then colored it in with a marker. Great job and great story Evensville...Keep em coming
May 15, 2009 at 3:45 p.m.
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The one where the woman exposed her bare bottom really 'cracks' me up.
May 15, 2009 at 3:34 p.m.
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goodboy maybe you need to drink some of the stuff that guy was drinking and pull the stick out of your butt
May 15, 2009 at 12:10 p.m.
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Hehe.... the lesson here, don't party in Evansville.
May 15, 2009 at 8:53 a.m.
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the lesson to the story; watch what you whack and where you whack it.
May 15, 2009 at 7:24 a.m.
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Where IS Lenny? Laverne? Shirley? The Big Ragoo?
May 14, 2009 at 5:56 p.m.
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I wonder if his name was beaver like in the tv show ?
May 14, 2009 at 2:19 p.m.
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Maybe she wanted to shave her .... ummm ... legs ... with the weed whacker.
May 14, 2009 at 11:21 a.m.
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these ones are the best ones yet
May 14, 2009 at 10:07 a.m.
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Goodboy, don't worry, your hair will grow back.
May 14, 2009 at 9:49 a.m.
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It's becoming a dangerous world. Protect your whacker at all times.
May 14, 2009 at 9:21 a.m.
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I would gladly go weed whack that guys lawn
May 14, 2009 at 8:39 a.m.
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I found the stories to be "funny", as I believe that is what they are meant for.
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Legal,illegal, or no drugs at all really have no impact on whether or not I am going to laugh about it.
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The reason I laughed is because I know several people who have been "victim" to permanent markers, clippers, tooth paste, whip cream, etc. and it made me SMILE! :-P
May 14, 2009 at 8:21 a.m.
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Would it be funny if he was messed up on oxycontin and his "friends" shaved half his moustache? How about heroin? Is it funny if it's a legal drug but not funny if it's illegal? Where's the line?
May 14, 2009 at 8:06 a.m.
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I love the Winston Drive and Marlboro Avenue story. :)
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These are all to hilarious, I can't wait for the comments to start flowing in, and the subjects to get off hand.
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Yay! This makes my work day so much more enjoyable :D
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