The blotter
It’s a bird, it’s a plane…
A woman and man who appeared “extremely intoxicated” got into a fight over another woman.
When the woman grabbed a barbecue fork, the man replied, “I’m Superman. Stab me.”
The woman stabbed him.
She was charged with first-degree reckless endangerment. The man had superficial injuries.
When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go
Mercy Options on East Court Street reported a disorderly juvenile. A 12-year-old boy attempted to urinate on staff.
He didn’t learn that in driver’s ed
A deputy responded to a check welfare complaint on County KK.
A 19-year-old Milton man was sleeping behind the wheel, in the middle of the intersection, with the vehicle in gear and running.
He was ticketed for underage consumption, improper parking on roadway, open intoxicants and absolute sobriety.
Sep 4, 2009 at 6:39 a.m.
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A 12-year-old boy attempted to "urinate on staff". Wouldn't that be like clapping one hand. I think of all the body parts you could urinate on, your staff would be the most difficult.
Sep 3, 2009 at 8:48 p.m.
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Urinating on the staff is over the line, but maybe he did not know where the suggestion box was located. After all, making a customer complaint is somewhat of a lost art, kind of like hand washing. I am sure the Mercy VP of Public Urination is writing an extensive report to Javon on this matter.
Sep 3, 2009 at 7:52 p.m.
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ihavealife
Sep 3, 2009 at 2:35 p.m.
Suggest removal I think he's done...She check'd him with the fork....
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ihavealife i didn't see your post in time .
Sep 3, 2009 at 7:50 p.m.
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Maybe when she stuck him with a fork she was just checking to see if he was done eh .
Sep 3, 2009 at 6:01 p.m.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit to you that the stabbing was consensual.
Sep 3, 2009 at 3:35 p.m.
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He was "Superficial Injury Man". By the way, "I'm Superman, stab me" could be a great catch phrase.
Sep 3, 2009 at 1:08 p.m.
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If he had been Superman the barbecue would have bent in two and not caused any injury at all. I think he must have been Spiderman or maybe just Robin.
Sep 3, 2009 at 1:03 p.m.
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Well, he was intoxicated which means he was 10 feet tall and bullet(and barbecue fork)-proof.
Sep 3, 2009 at 11:59 a.m.
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"Superficial" injuries, So he WAS Superman....?
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