The blotter
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The drivers of two vehicles were traveling along North Henke Road in Harmony Township.
The first driver hit a cow. The cow was struck in the head and fell on the ground.
Thirty seconds later, the second driver ran over the cow. The cow died.
Both drivers were under the influence of alcohol.
Look before you litter
A sheriff’s deputy was behind a car while traveling along Plymouth Church Road in Beloit.
A passenger in the car tossed a beer can out the window, hitting the front of the deputy’s patrol car.
The passenger was ticketed for littering and open intoxicants.
Variety is the spice of life
A theft was reported at Victoria's Secret in the Janesville Mall.
The store reported 40 bras were stolen. They were valued at $1,600.
Sep 23, 2009 at 12:04 p.m.
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I guess I don't get your point.
Sep 23, 2009 at 10:19 a.m.
Sep 23, 2009 at 1:51 a.m.
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SpongeBob: Darn, you've returned! I thought you were history. You're still a happy camper I see ... try smiling; it gives you an endorphine burst.
Sep 22, 2009 at 10:16 p.m.
Sep 22, 2009 at 5:21 p.m.
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why? Only prostitutes wear bras from Victoria's Secret??
Sep 22, 2009 at 12:08 p.m.
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40 of them??? I guess my shirts aren't that loose.
Sep 22, 2009 at 11:33 a.m.
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The forty most prominent prostitutes in town should be questioned as persons of interest.
Sep 22, 2009 at 10:48 a.m.
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How do you steal bras?
You stuff them under your shirt!
Sep 22, 2009 at 8:42 a.m.
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The first two would be funny if they weren't true. But, how does one take 40 bras out of a store???
Sep 21, 2009 at 11:42 p.m.
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Save the cow; shoot the drunken drivers.
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