TAKE NO PRISONERS!! It's SpongeBob!

"Exactly how many penises were involved?"

One too many.

I guess things could get a little sticky with that many women involved. I wonder if they severed the relationship with him. I mean broke off the affair. I mean stopped the hanky panky. Yea, that's it.

What about them wacky mormoms?

Exactly how many penises were involved?

Yikes!!! It wasn't worth it at all!!!

um no, NOT funny, gfan; however, I can only speak for myself that I would NEVER be in a similar position! Dating more than one person at a time is one thing. Being married, cheating and cheating and, oh yeah, cheating...that's another thing. Not saying they should take the law into their own hands, but you can't really say he didn't deserve it! :} ouch, by the way.

But seriously. What if the gender roles were all reversed.

Would it funny to the women posting here if a woman's envelope were sealed?!!!

He picked a weird day to start sniffing glue.

There had to be a better way for these women to get their point across than this. The only thing funny about the story is that the women became frightened fearing he would harm them once he started screaming and thrashing about so they fled.

Just how did they expect him to react once they put their plan into action?

Well, $200 cash bail is pretty funny too.

I wonder what the 911 call sounded like.

2 wrongs don't make a right. He acts like an idiot with his little head, and the woman act like idiots with their big head. Who is the bigger idiot?

Frankly, superglue would probably be the least I would do.
I'm more of a staple-gun fanatic.

If it wasn't for the superglue part, some guys would argue the symantics of 4 women and sexual assault...some would call it a fantasy.

Wow, they look like they belong to a coven. Why didn't they just whip up a spell to have his thingy shrink and fall off??

Craigslist, where you can meet the perfect match!

He had every bit of this coming to him. I don't advocate violence to solve problems, but it doesn't sound like this idiot was physically hurt. His ego and pride will take a hit, but he deserved to be knocked down a few pegs. This is the funniest revenge story I've read in a while. Way to go, ladies!

If you follow the FOX News link you can read where it says “Ziemann's husband answered the telephone at their home and declined comment.” So this woman was cheating on her husband and thought it would be fair treatment to do this to her lover when she realized he had more on the side also. What a load of crap, and all you people saying he deserved it according to your logic she would deserve to have her husband glue her downstairs shut. They could have simply approached him as a group videotaped them cussing him out blurred their faces and put it on You Tube. But no, they wanted to go to jail instead, they seem about as smart as him.

With standards at that level there is probably another dozen out there.

I would really have to be drunk to be having a extra relation ship with these lookers. Oh well to each his own. Maybe they all have a body that does not quite and he just couldn't resist checking it out.

Good stuff here. I now see what it takes to make the national news.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,5365...

Let's see some pictures of the women. I want to know if it was worth it.

chad_vader: You're about as funny as the story!! Bet he won't be running around anymore!

Lighten up SarahB1.

Hey, at least they used glue and not a staple gun.....

Not really, he probably suffered from Dunlop disease. His belly done lopped all the way to his crotch.

Glued to his stomach that's a far reach.

My statistics may be a bit dated (from around 2000 I think), but I believe men are actually assaulted by women a little more (or about the same) as women assaulted by men. Men just don't report it as much (too much pride I guess). I agree that it is not funny when someone takes the law into their own hands. Now instead of people looking at this man and finding him guilty, some will look at him as a victim and the girlfriends as crazy, so they didn't really help their cause.

How is it funny when 4 Women assault a Man?

I do not find this story amusing, either. I think had the women stopped at confronting him it would have been humorous; however. oh, and you tube worthy.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

Aaahhh, yes.

Hell hath no fury....

Some people pay good money for that - and he's pressing charges? what?

The glue incident is where the 4th degree sexual assault charge stems from.

I say whoever cheats gets what they deserve, (except murder)It doesn't matter what gender you are. And yes, I think this story is hilarious!!!!

I did not see that coming.

This is the funniest story I've heard in a long time. Sucks to be Dude though. Maybe he's learned a valuable lesson. LMAO!!

OMG... that's the funniest thing Ive heard in days. Thanks for the laugh Gazette!

kraut60: I'm a female and I do not find this incident funny. In fact, as a registered nurse, I can verify that the Crazy Glue assault is more common than most people know. Also, I first saw this story on Channel 3 out of Madison this evening. I was disgusted by the two newscasters who laughed throughout this story and the next two. I am sure that they had advance warning about the story and were only showing their unprofessionalism.

TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY, even the glue part, guess he won't be messing around using that for a while.....LOL

I wouldn't have used the superglue, just weld it on.