Snow emergency? Really?

By FRANK SCHULTZ ( Contact )   Monday, March 4, 2013 - 11:06 p.m.

As municipalities announced their “snow emergencies” on Monday afternoon, talk in the newsroom drifted, as it so often does, to a questioning of our local governments.

Is “snow emergency” really the term we should be using to describe a time period in which you’ll be fined if you don’t get your car off the street? Is snowplowing really an emergency? Reporters and an editor didn’t think so, but neither did we have a good alternative.

No one is saying we don't need our streets plowed. Nor are we saying car owners shouldn't be responsible for getting their cars off the streets. And, we are not saying that our plow drivers don't work hard. Hats off to them. But snow emergency? An emergency suggests there's some imminent threat to life or limb, such as a national emergency or an emergency transport of an accident victim. When a tornado threatens, we don't even call that an emergency. It's a tornado warning. The emergency would come if the tornado caused damage.

Dictionary check: Emergency is defined as "a sudden, generally unexpected occurrence or set of circumstances demanding immediate action." OK, so maybe a snowstorm big enough that it requires people to take action is an emergency? It still doesn't feel right. The snowstorm, after all, has been predicted for days. There has been plenty of time to prepare.

Snowplow alert? Maybe.

Later Monday, I noticed a tweet from UW-Madison, which I monitor because I have a son studying there. (Time out for a proud paternal puffing of the chest)

The UW doesn’t call it a snow emergency. It calls it a “snow action day.” It’s difficult to express how much I dislike that one. It feels like bureaucratic double-speak, which is to say, it’s a phrase that expresses almost nothing useful.

I’d go with snowplow alert, and I'd settle for snow emergency. Anything to avoid a snow action day. Anyone have a better idea?

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Sigma40
Mar 7, 2013 at 9:10 a.m.
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Hg - Excellent statement!! We should also call 911 to report parked cars on the street, after all it is an emergency.

hg
Mar 7, 2013 at 4:40 a.m.
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According to another ariticle posted here on the GazetteExtra, 911 is still the go to number for emergencies. So what that is saying is if the city declares a "snow emergency" we should all call 911 and report that it is snowing. Since we are discussing how politically correct the statement is, then perhaps we should act accordingly when we are in a snow emergency. Hmmmm.

JvlBorn
Mar 6, 2013 at 5:18 p.m.
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I'm with you, Frank. Before adulthood I wondered what a Snow Emergency was. Talk about anticlimactic!

I like the point previously made (before the million tangents) to call it what it is. It is JUST a matter of parking, so keep it at that. Parking Ban, etc makes sense.

EMMO46
Mar 6, 2013 at 10:57 a.m.
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"fewer deseases, fewer drunk drivers"?
hg - What planet are you living on? Plagues, world-wide flu epidemics, 40 year lifespans? No comparison. And, we do have a lot fewer drunk drivers...we just have lots more headlines and newspaper hype!

MrItalian
Mar 6, 2013 at 10:56 a.m.
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Frank

I think you have way too much time on your hand if this is the way an accomplished journalist has too spend his time!

hdonlybob
Mar 6, 2013 at 8:58 a.m.
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Good article ! And spot on too.
Let's see....we now have "Undocumented Aliens", so maybe we should change these NORMAL Wisconsin snows to "Undocumented Flurries" !!! Bahahaha...
Good gracious, this is Wisconsin folks...and it snows in winter here...

hg
Mar 6, 2013 at 6:31 a.m.
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Hey Sigma40, perhaps if we did live in huts, ride horses, and using candles for lights, the world would be a better place to live. Just think, back then there were fewer deseases, fewer drunk drivers, fewer side effects from medications that are supposed to help us but in fact cause even more problems, less polution, less deaths on the highways, better family and personal morals, I could go on and on. Have we really advanced for the better? It really does not seem like it. Oh and lets not forget there was a Government that was for the people and by the people instead of against the people and by the rich. Welll, okay, except for the Native Americans. They truely suffered the brunt of Americas dream didn't they?

oldvet
Mar 6, 2013 at 5:24 a.m.
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"It's Wisconsin and it's going to snow"

Sigma40
Mar 5, 2013 at 9:08 p.m.
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ohmygosh1000 - If everyone used your logic of "because we did it like that before means we should continue doing it still"... we would all be living in huts using candles for light and riding horses. Times change. The word "emergency" means exactly that... Is a snowfall an emergency? No, its normal. If the snowfall creates a situation such as knocks power out to the whole city, then an "emergency" can be declared because that would require immediate action.

ohmygosh1000
Mar 5, 2013 at 7:22 p.m.
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The term "snow emergency" has been used for decades and decades and a reasonable person understands what that means. Does it matter what you call it? Really?
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Sigma: if your employer canceled work based on the calling of snow emergency by the city, they are incompetent. If they canceled work based on the forecast, that seems prudent.

TCB
Mar 5, 2013 at 6:37 p.m.
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I remember when these events were simply identified as winter weather.

Dont worry people-Noted climatologist AL Gore and I are predicting abrupt climate change-in the next 150-170 days janesville, its city govt, the good citizens of Rock county, heck most of southern Wisconsin will experience dramatic warming-I am not sure if a "heat emergency" is in order-but few people outside of news rooms will be thinking about a snow emergency-but likely some will call this abrupt change a heat "crisis"

Who will save us from this crisis?

butthatsjustme
Mar 5, 2013 at 6:33 p.m.
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Have people actually complained about the wording of this directive? Has this really ever been an issue? Just wondering....

EMMO46
Mar 5, 2013 at 2:55 p.m.
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There is always a certain percentage of people who do not read any news, use the internet, or watch news on TV.
No amount of posted hype will affect these people...unless ticket writing and towing of violators is strictly enforced.
My sister in Chi-town is very careful about where and when she parks on the street, as they ridgidly enforce the parking laws there.

janesvillean
Mar 5, 2013 at 1:58 p.m.
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I'm pretty confident that whatever Sigma40 thinks is a good indicator that the opposite is common sense.
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The phrase "snow emergency" has been used for a long time, and from what I can tell, it is NOT SUFFICIENT to warn people to move their cars or shovel their sidewalks or, if you like, to stay off the roads. The word only means "a situation out of the ordinary" or "serious, unexpected, and often dangerous situation requiring immediate action", which sounds like what it is. It doesn't mean "you will lose your life" or "someone is currently losing their life" but it surely does mean "people who do not respect the situation are at risk of losing their lives (or at least injury)". Remember, the whole point of plowing the streets isn't so they look pretty, it is for the SAFETY of the people USING the roads.
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Some of the people who think "Oh, I'll just dig out" really don't give a fig if the rest of us have to come over a hill and swerve around their snow pile -- for WEEKS.
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If we decide that for reasons of esthetics, all I can tell, the word "emergency" is TOO imperative, I'm not sure how we make sure that people respect the new language like "alert" or "caution". After all, we have years of knowing that too many people basically ignore the words TORNADO WARNING because they only think it means there MIGHT be a tornado.

Sigma40
Mar 5, 2013 at 1:27 p.m.
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My place of employment closed early because the administration was all concerned about the "snow emergency" that was declared. This is getting ridiculous. Are they over dramatizing the weather to stimulate the economy or something? All these places shut down and the interstate looks to be flowing great, the roads are fairly good....like a average moderate snow fall. 10-20 years ago people wouldnt have batted an eye and went on as normal. Today its like Armageddon. Pathetic.

frogger
Mar 5, 2013 at 1:18 p.m.
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hg- about the south and 1 inch. No I haven't and WE in WI are not living in the south. This is relevant.

JREwing78
Mar 5, 2013 at 12:27 p.m.
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I'm not sure how common this is in Wisconsin communities, but most cities in Michigan have a street parking ban during the winter between 12am and 6am (or some variant of this).

It makes parking for people who live in densely populated areas more difficult, but it sidesteps this "snow emergency" nonsense, and it clarifies when people are going to get ticketed.

EMMO46
Mar 5, 2013 at 11:56 a.m.
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Years ago, I was in charge of a facility and had a number of people who worked for me. Here's what I used for a definition:
"Emergency" is "fire or impending death".
Nothing else is an emergency.

hg
Mar 5, 2013 at 11:43 a.m.
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Hey frogger, have you ever lived in the South where everything does close down for an inch of snow? An inch of snow designates the closing of schools, employed people being sent home from work and told not to come in until it melts. Grocery stores running out of anything you can eat or drink because of hording. Three inches of snow means if you drive your car on a public road you will get a ticket if you get caught by the police. I've seen it and lived it. And I think it is a little extreme being originally from Wisconsin but I guess when you live where there are mountains and no plows you must do what you have to do.

perseus
Mar 5, 2013 at 11:27 a.m.
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Snowpocalypse

JohnWicket
Mar 5, 2013 at 10:37 a.m.
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A "snow evacuation order"?
A "snow clearance alert"?
A "snow removal order"?
A "snow hits the fan alert"?
A "winter weather alert"?
A "It's Wisconsin alert"?
What are some other creative responses?

frogger
Mar 5, 2013 at 10:26 a.m.
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"ordinance"!!!
emergency sounds like you shouldn't come outside. Oh but we close everything down if the precip starts falling from the sky- OH NO!! I see neighbors to lazy to get their car off the road and park in their own driveway. I saw them go from driveway to street and they didn't even plow yet. DUH- moron

rickwantsmoney
Mar 5, 2013 at 10:15 a.m.
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Sigma 40's got it right; "snow alert" - being alert is the best way to deal with the situation and it doesn't cause a panic.

perseus
Mar 5, 2013 at 9:43 a.m.
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Snowzilla

ImJustSayin
Mar 5, 2013 at 9:29 a.m.
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Have a house fire or heart attack during a snow emergency, and you'll understand why they call it a snow emergency.
I'm just sayin'...

Roscoe
Mar 5, 2013 at 8:45 a.m.
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How about "common sense"

vnvet7071
Mar 5, 2013 at 8:44 a.m.
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How about, " The sky is falling, the sky is falling " . Good grief , just say the magic word, "Snow". Most people know what that is and what goes with it.

mgcarguy
Mar 5, 2013 at 6:52 a.m.
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The day has come where words will not do it. So many can't read or if they can, what language should the alerts be written in ? Perhaps a symbol would be best. A nice snowflake with a shovel next to it would work.

Sigma40
Mar 5, 2013 at 5:59 a.m.
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All it does is strike panic and fear into the public. Look at where we are... we get a flurry and its treated like armagedon.
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An Emergency is a sudden, urgent, usually unexpected occurrence or occasion requiring immediate action. So this is not something that you schedule...lol.
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"Snow Alert" is more appropriate, but they will never change it because they are afraid of change.

hg
Mar 5, 2013 at 5:12 a.m.
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I like saxcat70's phrase. Instead of saying, "A snow emergency goes into effect at noon", it should be stated, "The Janesville weather ordinance goes into effect at noon." Becasue basically isn't that what it is? An ordinance the city has enacted to allow plows to clear the streets? So call it what it is, an ordinance. To simple I guess.

saxcat70
Mar 5, 2013 at 3:05 a.m.
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Enact a "weather ordinance".
maybe the "snow emergency" , limiting parking, is associated with the "emergency brake"???

kangaroojack
Mar 5, 2013 at 2:27 a.m.
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How about calling it "Dont park your cars on the street until plowed, even if they dont get plowed for days". Happend to us MANY times at the old house. Other streets around our were plowed but by time they got around to plowing ours, the snow was hard packed and the plows wouldnt get that up and there would be 2" of iced up snow pack on the road until it thawed.

perseus
Mar 5, 2013 at 2:08 a.m.
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Snowmageddon

starbuck
Mar 5, 2013 at 2:05 a.m.
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A snow threat? Parking ordenance alert? Snow situation? Parking alert?Geez there"s so many variations. Lol.

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